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SPELL 001
Cast Meme
Point wand at timeline. Post something incomprehensible. Refuse to explain.
conjured on pump.fun
Dumpster
Wizard
A low-budget sorcerer with one spell: turning internet garbage into highly questionable magic.
CA
PASTE_CA_HERE
+99 TRASH MANA
NO ROADMAP
MAXIMUM WIZARDRY
0% DIGNITY
01 / The lore
He lives behind the chart.
Every green candle creates hope. Every red candle creates trash. Dumpster Wizard recycles both into memes. There is no prophecy, no utility deck, and absolutely no enchanted SaaS product.
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SPELL 002
Recycle Bag
Convert emotional damage into lore. Advanced practitioners may call this “community building.”
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SPELL 003
Summon Moon
Results not guaranteed. Moon may be delayed, cancelled, imaginary, or replaced by a raccoon.
$DWIZ is not a revolution.
It is what happens when the revolution gets thrown out and starts doing magic behind a Wendy’s.
Meme coin. No promises, no guaranteed returns, no fake utility. Just a character, a community, and whatever chaos people decide to make around it.
02 / Token
Simple by design.
The official Dumpster Wizard token is live on Pump.fun. Always verify the contract address before trading.
$DWIZTicker
1BSupply
SolanaChain
Pump.funLaunch
03 / How to buy
Three tiny steps.
Use the official Pump.fun link below and verify the contract address shown on this site before trading.
1
Get SOL
Use a Solana wallet and make sure you have enough SOL for the purchase and network fees.
2
Verify the address
Match the contract address on this site with the official Pump.fun page before trading.
3
Trade on Pump.fun
Open the official listing, review the token information, and make your own decision.
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Do wizard stuff
Memes, edits, lore, cursed replies. The website cannot legally require a wizard hat.
The dumpster is open
Enter voluntarily. Exit mysteriously.
There are cleaner coins. There are smarter coins. But only one of them has a wizard living in a trash can.
Open $DWIZ on Pump.fun ↗